Cow Jokes page 2 |
What do you get from a pampered cow?Wha your text. |
Spoiled milklick here to add your text. |
Why don't cows like chefs? |
Because they whip cream. |
Where is the grass always greener for cows? |
On the udder side. |
Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies...."I was just about to say the same thing!" |
How do you get bull to quit charging? |
Take away his credit card. |
Thanks Barb |
WARNING !!!!! There's alota BULL here.... so watch where you step!!!! |
See I told you there was alot of "bull" here!!! ]:8) |
It's the late 1800's. Sister Noreen turns ninety-five, so the local doctor comes to call. The doctor says, "You're in pretty good health, but I suggest you take a shot of whiskey twice a day to relax." She says, "Oh, I could never be lured into worldly pleasures, doctor." The doctor tells the Mother Superior, and she says, "Don't you be worrying, doctor. Sister Noreen loves milk. I'll have the kitchen spike her milk twice a day." A year later, Sister Noreen is on her death bed. The Mother Superior says, "Sister Noreen, would you like to leave us with any words of wisdom?" Sister Noreen croaks out, "....Don't....ever....sell....that... cow..." |
Do cows give milk? |
No, you have to take it from them.. |
Where does a cow go dancing? |
A meatball |
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? |
Milk and quackers |
Where does a cow go when she looses her tail? |
A retail store. |
