Q:Did you hear the one about the clairvoyant cow? A:She could see into the future and the pasture.

Q:What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A: A steak out.

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed-wire fence? It was an udder disaster.

Q: What does a religious cow say? A: AleMOOiah!

Did you hear about the blonde that died drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

Q: Why do they call it "PMS"? A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Two cows looking over a gate. One says to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other cow looks over and replies, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter."

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